revisit reviews, add pixel review, add ratings in index
Jes Olson j3s@c3f.net
Tue, 17 May 2022 18:00:54 -0500
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49 deletions(-)
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@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@ return
} var wordList []string - wordList = append(wordList, "shit hell", "silly heart", "stupid head", "stingray herd", "sjkgksjdfg hjghjko", "server horror", "shrinking horizon", "sunday hat", "safe house", "/bin/sh haha", "simply hopeless", "*smiles heavily*", "sob hut") + wordList = append(wordList, "shit hell", "loves shell", "is manic", "hugs you", "*fucking dies*", "logs off", "closes the world", "jes jes jes jes jes", "is a mess", "stands awkwardly", "walks to waterfall", "eats rice pudding", "olson", "plays dota2", "inspires ideas", "hates jump king", "<3", "pets every cat", "is a 0.5 on the binary", "winks at your miata", "has social anxiety", "tilts under pressure", "den", "is a skeletor") wordIndex := rand.Intn(len(wordList)) data.TitleWord = wordList[wordIndex]
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review/evil-dead-2013.html
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@@ -7,4 +7,6 @@ and they used a ton of practical effects to stay honest. almost no
CG in the entire movie. this movie is firmly nested in my "i will love these forever" list. -8/10, closer to a 9 than a 7. +just writing about it makes me want to watch it! it's just so much fun. + +9/10
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@@ -2,4 +2,7 @@ awful garbage, i have a visceral reaction just
thinking about this film. ben stiller at his absolute worst. -2/10 +fucking unwatchable garbage. i feel bile in +my throat just thinking of the movies title. + +0/10
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review/pixel-5a.html
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+it's a very good phone. here's a god damned pro/con list + +pros: + - stock software feels really good + - can run grapheneOS + - usb-c + - feels fast & smooth + - does not include much bloatware + +cons: + - is a google product + - size is a little "large-ish" for me + - no wireless charging + - no swappable battery + - brittle screen + - lots of bugs + - visual voicemail inexplicably doesn't work + - homescreen launcher crashes randomly + - app switch bar thing glitches and stops working + +overall, i'm glad to have left iphone-land (finally) but +still find the pixel 5a a little lacking. + +but tbh, i do like it, and i do lightly recommend it. + +a very decent iphone alternative. best i've ever used. + +7/10
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review/possessor.html
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i thought it was amazing too, got serious minority report vibes. -8.5/10 LONG LIVE CRONENBERG!+9/10 LONG LIVE CRONENBERG!
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@@ -8,14 +8,15 @@ as the series goes on. i sort of lost his anti-hero appeal after saw 4 or 5.
in terms of rating them, i have some specific opinions, but here's the general gist: -saw 1: 9/10 - amazing original story, it's a must-watch, extremely good +saw 1: 10/10 - amazing original story, it's a must-watch, extremely good saw 2: ?/10 - haven't seen it recently -saw 3: 4/10 - kinda meh +saw 3: 4/10 - meh saw 4: 4/10 - felt the same as saw 3 -saw 5: 6/10 - fun trap design, pretty awesome screams +saw 5: 6/10 - fun trap design, a few awesome screams saw 6: 7/10 - most coherent and fun "later saw" movie imho, don't miss this one saw 7: TBD -watching the series in sequence with a friend is so fun, especially if you don't -take them too seriously. except saw 1, which you can take very seriously and it's -just flat out amazing. +watching the series in sequence while drinking with a friend is fun, especially if +you don't take them too seriously. + +except saw 1, which you can take very seriously and it's just flat out amazing.
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review/spencer.html
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@@ -2,4 +2,4 @@ i liked this movie quite a lot! i thought that kristen stewart did an awesome job.
sometimes the british-ness of it got to me and i thought god why do british people talk like that -6-7/10 +6/10
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review/videodrome.html
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review/videodrome.html
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and i seriously recommend watching it. if you listen closely you can hear echoes of videodrome today. -8/10+9/10
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<body class="grayscale"> <div id="header"> <a href="/"><img src="/static/unnamed-puffy.png" height="111" width="140" alt="pic of an unnamed pufferfish, drawn by rekka bellum of kokorobot.ca and hundred rabbits :3"></a> - <h1>jes's {{ .TitleWord }}</h1> + <h1>jes {{ .TitleWord }}</h1> <p> <a href="/now.html">now</a> <a href="/about.html">about</a>
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{{define "title"}}jes reviews arbitrary garbage{{end}} {{define "body"}} <p><i>this is where i review movies, tech stuff, lotion, etc</p></i> +<details> + <summary>jes's rating system</summary> + <pre> + 0: below garbage, trash, excrement + 1: a waste of time, there's nothing to like + 2: hated it, but could have been worse i guess + 3: bad. maybe some small merit + 4: bad. maybe some medium merit + 5: p bad. maybe average with some improvements + 6: it's average / okay + 7: decent! i will mention it, might even recommend it + 8: liked it! recommended! + 9: extremely good. recommended! occupies my thoughts + 10: a bonafide masterpiece. my highest recommendation + 11: OMG THESE THINGS GO TO 11?? + </pre> +</details> <h4>2022</h4> -<li><a href="/review/industrial-society-and-its-future.html">industrial society and its future</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/fresh.html">fresh</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/michael-clayton.html">michael clayton</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/the-lorax.html">the lorax</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/saw-series.html">saw (all of them)</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/pixel-5a.html">pixel 5a {7}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/industrial-society-and-its-future.html">industrial society and its future {3}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/fresh.html">fresh {8}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/michael-clayton.html">michael clayton {7}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/the-lorax.html">the lorax {7}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/saw-series.html">saw {various ratings}</a></li> <h4>2021</h4> -<li><a href="/review/spencer.html">spencer</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/uncut-gems.html">uncut-gems</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/the-lighthouse.html">the-lighthouse</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/jojo-rabbit.html">jojo-rabbit</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/licorice-pizza.html">licorice pizza</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/videodrome.html">videodrome</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/spencer.html">spencer {6}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/uncut-gems.html">uncut gems {10}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/the-lighthouse.html">the lighthouse {10}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/jojo-rabbit.html">jojo rabbit {5}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/licorice-pizza.html">licorice pizza {8}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/videodrome.html">videodrome{9}</a></li> <h4>2020</h4> -<li><a href="/review/alien.html">alien</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/aliens.html">aliens</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/color-out-of-space.html">color-out-of-space</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/doctor-horrible.html">doctor-horrible</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/evil-dead-2013.html">evil-dead-2013</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/evil-dead.html">evil-dead</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/it-follows.html">it-follows</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/meet-the-fockers.html">meet-the-fockers</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/possessor.html">possessor</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/tenet.html">tenet</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/the-revenant-2009.html">the-revenant-2009</a></li> -<li><a href="/review/zenith.html">zenith</a></li> -<h3>jes's rating scale</h3> -<pre> -1: there's nothing to like -2: there's basically nothing to like -3: there's maybe something redeeming but not worth it -4: it's okay, meh at best -5: it's average -6: it's pretty good and has a great quality or two -7: has several great qualities -8: has many great qualities, it's amazing -9: extremely good qualities and will be recommended by me ad nauseum -10: this thing gets everything right and will be in my life forever -</pre> +<li><a href="/review/alien.html">alien {10}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/aliens.html">aliens {9}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/color-out-of-space.html">color out of space {3}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/doctor-horrible.html">doctor horrible {3}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/evil-dead-2013.html">evil dead (2013) {9}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/evil-dead.html">evil dead {6}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/it-follows.html">it follows {10}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/meet-the-fockers.html">meet the fockers {0}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/possessor.html">possessor {9}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/tenet.html">tenet {5}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/the-revenant-2009.html">the revenant 2009 {2}</a></li> +<li><a href="/review/zenith.html">zenith {4}</a></li> <hr> <img src="/static/tvscrombles.png" alt="scrombles the cat watching tv"> {{end}}