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<p><i>this is where i review movies, tech stuff, lotion, etc</p></i>
<h4>2022</h4>
<li><a href="/review/industrial-society-and-its-future.html">industrial society and its future</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/fresh.html">fresh</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/michael-clayton.html">michael clayton</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/the-lorax.html">the lorax</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/saw-series.html">saw (all of them)</a></li>
<h4>2021</h4>
<li><a href="/review/spencer.html">spencer</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/uncut-gems.html">uncut-gems</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/the-lighthouse.html">the-lighthouse</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/jojo-rabbit.html">jojo-rabbit</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/licorice-pizza.html">licorice pizza</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/videodrome.html">videodrome</a></li>
<h4>2020</h4>
<li><a href="/review/alien.html">alien</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/aliens.html">aliens</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/color-out-of-space.html">color-out-of-space</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/doctor-horrible.html">doctor-horrible</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/evil-dead-2013.html">evil-dead-2013</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/evil-dead.html">evil-dead</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/it-follows.html">it-follows</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/meet-the-fockers.html">meet-the-fockers</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/possessor.html">possessor</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/tenet.html">tenet</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/the-revenant-2009.html">the-revenant-2009</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/zenith.html">zenith</a></li>
<h3>jes's rating scale</h3>
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1: there's nothing to like
2: there's basically nothing to like
3: there's maybe something redeeming but not worth it
4: it's okay, meh at best
5: it's average
6: it's pretty good and has a great quality or two
7: has several great qualities
8: has many great qualities, it's amazing
9: extremely good qualities and will be recommended by me ad nauseum
10: this thing gets everything right and will be in my life forever
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