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{{define "title"}}jes reviews arbitrary garbage{{end}}
{{define "body"}}
<p><i>this is where i review movies, tech stuff, lotion, etc</p></i>
<details>
<summary>jes's rating system</summary>
<pre>
0: below garbage, trash, excrement
1: a waste of time, there's nothing to like
2: hated it, but could have been worse i guess
3: bad. maybe some small merit
4: bad. maybe some medium merit
5: p bad. maybe average with some improvements
6: it's average / okay
7: decent! i will mention it, might even recommend it
8: liked it! recommended!
9: extremely good. recommended! occupies my thoughts
10: a bonafide masterpiece. my highest recommendation
11: OMG THESE THINGS GO TO 11??
</pre>
</details>
<h4>2022</h4>
<li><a href="/review/pixel-5a.html">pixel 5a {7}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/industrial-society-and-its-future.html">industrial society and its future {3}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/fresh.html">fresh {8}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/michael-clayton.html">michael clayton {7}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/the-lorax.html">the lorax {7}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/saw-series.html">saw {various ratings}</a></li>
<h4>2021</h4>
<li><a href="/review/spencer.html">spencer {6}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/uncut-gems.html">uncut gems {10}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/the-lighthouse.html">the lighthouse {10}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/jojo-rabbit.html">jojo rabbit {5}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/licorice-pizza.html">licorice pizza {8}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/videodrome.html">videodrome{9}</a></li>
<h4>2020</h4>
<li><a href="/review/alien.html">alien {10}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/aliens.html">aliens {9}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/color-out-of-space.html">color out of space {3}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/doctor-horrible.html">doctor horrible {3}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/evil-dead-2013.html">evil dead (2013) {9}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/evil-dead.html">evil dead {6}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/it-follows.html">it follows {10}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/meet-the-fockers.html">meet the fockers {0}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/possessor.html">possessor {9}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/tenet.html">tenet {5}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/the-revenant-2009.html">the revenant 2009 {2}</a></li>
<li><a href="/review/zenith.html">zenith {4}</a></li>
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<img src="/static/tvscrombles.png" alt="scrombles the cat watching tv">
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