M main.go → main.go

@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ 
 func main() {
 	http.HandleFunc("/", serveTemplate)
 	http.HandleFunc("/api/v1/crisis/quote", quoteHandler)
+	http.HandleFunc("/api/v1/crisis/life", lifeHandler)
 
 	log.Println("listening on :4357 tbh")
 	err := http.ListenAndServe(":4357", nil)
@@ -60,4 +61,28 @@ func quoteHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 	w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
 	randomQuote := quote.GetRandomQuote()
 	fmt.Fprintf(w, randomQuote)
+}
+
+func lifeHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+	w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
+	// hardcoded for now
+	age := 29
+	yearsTilDeath := 77 - age
+	weeksToLive := yearsTilDeath * 52
+	text := "weeks of your life:\n"
+	weeksOfLifeOnAverage := 4004
+	weekOfLifeYouAreOn := weeksOfLifeOnAverage - weeksToLive
+
+	for i := 0; i < weeksOfLifeOnAverage; i++ {
+		if i % 50 == 0 {
+			text = text + "*\n"
+		} else if i == weekOfLifeYouAreOn {
+			text = text + "\n[*] you are here\n"
+			log.Println(i)
+		} else {
+			text = text + "*"
+		}
+	}
+
+	fmt.Fprintf(w, text)
 }