main.go
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package main
import (
"html/template"
"path/filepath"
"net/http"
"log"
"os"
"fmt"
"git.j3s.sh/existentialcrisis.sh/quote"
)
func main() {
http.HandleFunc("/", serveTemplate)
http.HandleFunc("/api/v1/crisis/quote", quoteHandler)
http.HandleFunc("/api/v1/crisis/life", lifeHandler)
log.Println("listening on :4357 tbh")
err := http.ListenAndServe(":4357", nil)
if err != nil {
log.Fatal(err)
}
}
func serveTemplate(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
lp := filepath.Join("templates", "layout.html")
if r.URL.Path == "/" {
r.URL.Path = "index.html"
}
fp := filepath.Join("templates", filepath.Clean(r.URL.Path))
log.Println(r.URL.Path)
info, err := os.Stat(fp)
if err != nil {
if os.IsNotExist(err) {
http.NotFound(w, r)
return
}
}
if info.IsDir() {
http.NotFound(w, r)
return
}
tmpl, err := template.ParseFiles(lp, fp)
if err != nil {
log.Println(err.Error())
http.Error(w, http.StatusText(500), 500)
return
}
err = tmpl.ExecuteTemplate(w, "layout", nil)
if err != nil {
log.Println(err.Error())
http.Error(w, http.StatusText(500), 500)
}
}
func quoteHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
randomQuote := quote.GetRandomQuote()
fmt.Fprintf(w, randomQuote)
}
func lifeHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
// hardcoded for now
age := 29
yearsTilDeath := 77 - age
weeksToLive := yearsTilDeath * 52
text := "weeks of your life:\n"
weeksOfLifeOnAverage := 4004
weekOfLifeYouAreOn := weeksOfLifeOnAverage - weeksToLive
for i := 0; i < weeksOfLifeOnAverage; i++ {
if i % 50 == 0 {
text = text + "*\n"
} else if i == weekOfLifeYouAreOn {
text = text + "\n[*] you are here\n"
log.Println(i)
} else {
text = text + "*"
}
}
fmt.Fprintf(w, text)
}