M files/index.tmpl.html → files/index.tmpl.html

@@ -2,39 +2,62 @@ {{ define "index" }}
 {{ template "head" . }}
 {{ template "nav" . }}
 <pre>
-                      hello friend
-    
-           you might be wondering what's going on.
-           i'm here to help clear things up.
-    
-           first of all: where are we? what sort
-           of new-york-times-ass looking pile of
-           shit has just rendered on your liquid
-           crystal display?
-           
-           don't worry, it's all quite simple.
-           
-           that piece of shit has a name.
-           and that name is vore.
-    
-    
-                   vore 
-              a feed reader
+                 welcome! ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)
+   
+          first of all: where are we? what sort
+          of new-york-times-ass looking pile of
+          shit has just rendered on your liquid
+          crystal display?
+
+	  well, this is vore. no, not that kind
+	  of vore.
+
+	  let me explain.
+
+          i made vore because i was sick of the
+          state of rss/atom feed readers. my
+	  needs are extremely basic, and i am
+	  easily overwhelmed.
+
+	  -> 2020: <a href="https://git.j3s.sh/jrss">jrss</a> is born
+	  jrss had one concept: define list of
+	  feeds, and jrss will keep that list up
+	  to date and display it to you via the
+	  web.
+
+	  -> 2021: <a href="https://git.j3s.sh/j3s.sh">j3s.sh</a> consumes jrss
+	  my main website eventually consumed jrss
+	  because it was easier to maintain.
+
+	  -> 2023: <a href="https://git.j3s.sh/vore">vore</a>
+	  vore takes the simple foundation from
+	  j3s.sh and exposes it as a hosted service
+	  for anyone to use! rss lovers rejoice.
+
+          welcome to vore. enjoy your stay <3
+
+
+                    vore 
+          a simple, multi-tenant feed reader
+
+       features:
+         - rss and atom support
+         - minimal, simple, reliable, fast
+         - refresh your feeds automatically
+         - display a chronological list of feed items
+         - open source & free of charge forever
+           (not the shitty open core kind of way)
+         - <a href="https://j3s.sh">jes</a> built it
 
-              - minimal & reliable
-              - handles rss & atom feeds
-              - updates all feeds periodically
-              - shows you a date-ordered list of posts
-              - open source & free of charge forever
-                (and not in the shitty open core kind of way)
-              - <a href="https://j3s.sh">jes</a> built it
+       anti-features:
+         - no tags
+         - no options
+         - no javascript
+         - no unread indicators or push notifs
+         - no comments, upvotes, or ranks
+
 
-  anti-features:
-    - no tags
-    - no options
-    - no javascript
-    - no unread indicators or push notifs
-    - no comments, upvotes, or ranks
+<コ:彡 <コ:彡 <コ:彡 <コ:彡 <コ:彡 <コ:彡 <コ:彡 <コ:彡 <コ:彡
 </pre>
 {{ template "tail" . }}
 {{ end }}

M readme → readme

@@ -1,14 +1,14 @@ 
-           vore 
-      a feed reader
-      
+               vore 
+     a simple, multi-tenant feed reader
+
   features:
-    - minimal & reliable
-    - handles rss & atom feeds
-    - updates all feeds periodically
-    - shows you a date-ordered list of posts
+    - rss and atom support
+    - minimal, simple, reliable, fast
+    - refresh your feeds automatically
+    - display a chronological list of feed items
     - open source & free of charge forever
-    - (and not in the shitty open core kind of way)
-    - jes built it
+      (not the shitty open core kind of way)
+    - <a href="https://j3s.sh">jes</a> built it
 
   anti-features:
     - no tags
@@ -16,8 +16,3 @@ - no options
     - no javascript
     - no unread indicators or push notifs
     - no comments, upvotes, or ranks
-
-  todo
-    - tool for looking up feeds
-    - more thorough validation
-    - handle unfetchable feeds

M site.go → site.go

@@ -333,10 +333,12 @@ 
 func (s *Site) randomCutePhrase() string {
 	phrases := []string{
 		"nom nom posts (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)",
-		"cthulhu says hi ^(;,;)^",
-		"( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ - - vore",
+		"^(;,;)^ vawr",
+		"( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ - - -- - vore",
 		"devouring feeds since 2023",
 		"tfw new rss post (⊙ _ ⊙ )",
+		"hai! ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)",
+		"voreposting",
 	}
 	i := rand.Intn(len(phrases))
 	return phrases[i]