thats all folks
Jes Olson j3s@c3f.net
Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:22:15 -0500
5 files changed,
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0 deletions(-)
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main.go
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+package main + +import ( + "html/template" + "log" + "net/http" + "path/filepath" + "strings" + + "j3s.sh/poop.is/word" +) + +var globalURLMap = make(map[string]string) + +func main() { + // pass everything through a muxer because + // we need to differentiate index from everything + // else + http.HandleFunc("/", muxHandler) + + words := word.GetWordList() + adjective := words.RandomAdjective() + + for { + if inUse(adjective) { + adjective = words.RandomAdjective() + // TODO: handle running out of words -.- + } else { + break + } + } + + log.Println(adjective) + + log.Println("listening on :8008 tbh") + err := http.ListenAndServe(":8008", nil) + if err != nil { + log.Fatal(err) + } + // url := makeURL(adjective) +} + +func muxHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + if len(r.URL.Path) == 1 { + indexHandler(w, r) + } else { + redirectHandler(w, r) + } +} + +func redirectHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + path := strings.TrimPrefix(r.URL.Path, "/") + if globalURLMap[path] != "" { + log.Printf("%s", "found") + http.Redirect(w, r, globalURLMap[path], 302) + } else { + log.Printf("%s", "not found") + http.Redirect(w, r, "/", 302) + } +} + +func indexHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + tfile := filepath.Join("templates", "index.html") + tmpl, err := template.ParseFiles(tfile) + if err != nil { + log.Println(err.Error()) + http.Error(w, http.StatusText(500), 500) + return + } + + if r.Method != http.MethodPost { + tmpl.Execute(w, nil) + return + } + + url := r.FormValue("url") + // validate the string? + + shortenedURL := shortenURL(url) + + tmpl.Execute(w, shortenedURL) +} + +func inUse(word string) bool { + if globalURLMap[word] != "" { + return true + } + return false +} + +func shortenURL(url string) string { + words := word.GetWordList() + adjective := words.RandomAdjective() + + // TODO: make this loop not go infinite when the wordlist + // has been fully consumed + for { + if inUse(adjective) { + adjective = words.RandomAdjective() + } else { + break + } + } + + var thing string + thing = "https://poop.is/" + adjective + + associate(adjective, url) + log.Printf("%+v", url) + return thing +} + +func associate(adjective string, url string) { + log.Printf("%s: %s", adjective, url) + globalURLMap[adjective] = url +}
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templates/index.html
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+<!doctype html> +<html> + <head> + <style> + p, pre, form {text-align: center;} + </style> + <meta charset="utf-8"> + <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> + <title>poop.is: a shitty link shortener</title> + <link rel="icon" href="data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22><text y=%2226%22 font-size=%2226%22>💩<200d>⬛ </text></svg>"> + </head> + + <body> + {{ if . }} + <p>here's your shortened link, stinky:</p> + <pre>{{ . }}</pre> + {{ else }} + <p text-align: center>welcome to poop.is - a simple, shitty link shortener</p> + <form method="POST"> + <label>link you want to shorten</label><br /> + <input type="text" name="url" size="60" required maxlength="10000"><br /> + <input type="submit"> + </form> + {{ end }} + </body> +</html>
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word/word.go
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+package word + +import ( + "math/rand" + "time" +) + +type wordList struct { + Adjectives []string +} + +func GetWordList() wordList { + w := wordList{} + w.Adjectives = []string{ + "abandoned", + "able", + "absolute", + "adorable", + "adventurous", + "academic", + "acceptable", + "acclaimed", + "accomplished", + "accurate", + "aching", + "acidic", + "acrobatic", + "active", + "actual", + "adept", + "admirable", + "admired", + "adolescent", + "adorable", + "adored", + "advanced", + "afraid", + "affectionate", + "aged", + "aggravating", + "aggressive", + "agile", + "agitated", + "agonizing", + "agreeable", + "ajar", + "alarmed", + "alarming", + "alert", + "alienated", + "alive", + "all", + "altruistic", + "amazing", + "ambitious", + "ample", + "amused", + "amusing", + "anchored", + "ancient", + "angelic", + "angry", + "anguished", + "animated", + "annual", + "another", + "antique", + "anxious", + "any", + "apprehensive", + "appropriate", + "apt", + "arctic", + "arid", + "aromatic", + "artistic", + "ashamed", + "assured", + "astonishing", + "athletic", + "attached", + "attentive", + "attractive", + "austere", + "authentic", + "authorized", + "automatic", + "avaricious", + "average", + "aware", + "awesome", + "awful", + "awkward", + "babyish", + "bad", + "back", + "baggy", + "bare", + "barren", + "basic", + "beautiful", + "belated", + "beloved", + "beneficial", + "better", + "best", + "bewitched", + "big", + "big-hearted", + "biodegradable", + "bite-sized", + "bitter", + "black", + "black-and-white", + "bland", + "blank", + "blaring", + "bleak", + "blind", + "blissful", + "blond", + "blue", + "blushing", + "bogus", + "boiling", + "bold", + "bony", + "boring", + "bossy", + "both", + "bouncy", + "bountiful", + "bowed", + "brave", + "breakable", + "brief", + "bright", + "brilliant", + "brisk", + "broken", + "bronze", + "brown", + "bruised", + "bubbly", + "bulky", + "bumpy", + "buoyant", + "burdensome", + "burly", + "bustling", + "busy", + "buttery", + "buzzing", + "calculating", + "calm", + "candid", + "canine", + "capital", + "carefree", + "careful", + "careless", + "caring", + "cautious", + "cavernous", + "celebrated", + "charming", + "cheap", + "cheerful", + "cheery", + "chief", + "chilly", + "chubby", + "circular", + "classic", + "clean", + "clear", + "clear-cut", + "clever", + "close", + "closed", + "cloudy", + "clueless", + "clumsy", + "cluttered", + "coarse", + "cold", + "colorful", + "colorless", + "colossal", + "comfortable", + "common", + "compassionate", + "competent", + "complete", + "complex", + "complicated", + "composed", + "concerned", + "concrete", + "confused", + "conscious", + "considerate", + "constant", + "content", + "conventional", + "cooked", + "cool", + "cooperative", + "coordinated", + "corny", + "corrupt", + "costly", + "courageous", + "courteous", + "crafty", + "crazy", + "creamy", + "creative", + "creepy", + "criminal", + "crisp", + "critical", + "crooked", + "crowded", + "cruel", + "crushing", + "cuddly", + "cultivated", + "cultured", + "cumbersome", + "curly", + "curvy", + "cute", + "cylindrical", + "damaged", + "damp", + "dangerous", + "dapper", + "daring", + "darling", + "dark", + "dazzling", + "dead", + "deadly", + "deafening", + "dear", + "dearest", + "decent", + "decimal", + "decisive", + "deep", + "defenseless", + "defensive", + "defiant", + "deficient", + "definite", + "definitive", + "delayed", + "delectable", + "delicious", + "delightful", + "delirious", + "demanding", + "dense", + "dental", + "dependable", + "dependent", + "descriptive", + "deserted", + "detailed", + "determined", + "devoted", + "different", + "difficult", + "digital", + "diligent", + "dim", + "dimpled", + "dimwitted", + "direct", + "disastrous", + "discrete", + "disfigured", + "disgusting", + "disloyal", + "dismal", + "distant", + "downright", + "dreary", + "dirty", + "disguised", + "dishonest", + "dismal", + "distant", + "distinct", + "distorted", + "dizzy", + "dopey", + "doting", + "double", + "downright", + "drab", + "drafty", + "dramatic", + "dreary", + "droopy", + "dry", + "dual", + "dull", + "dutiful", + "each", + "eager", + "earnest", + "early", + "easy", + "easy-going", + "ecstatic", + "edible", + "educated", + "elaborate", + "elastic", + "elated", + "elderly", + "electric", + "elegant", + "elementary", + "elliptical", + "embarrassed", + "embellished", + "eminent", + "emotional", + "empty", + "enchanted", + "enchanting", + "energetic", + "enlightened", + "enormous", + "enraged", + "entire", + "envious", + "equal", + "equatorial", + "essential", + "esteemed", + "ethical", + "euphoric", + "even", + "evergreen", + "everlasting", + "every", + "evil", + "exalted", + "excellent", + "exemplary", + "exhausted", + "excitable", + "excited", + "exciting", + "exotic", + "expensive", + "experienced", + "expert", + "extraneous", + "extroverted", + "extra-large", + "extra-small", + "fabulous", + "failing", + "faint", + "fair", + "faithful", + "fake", + "false", + "familiar", + "famous", + "fancy", + "fantastic", + "far", + "faraway", + "far-flung", + "far-off", + "fast", + "fat", + "fatal", + "fatherly", + "favorable", + "favorite", + "fearful", + "fearless", + "feisty", + "feline", + "female", + "feminine", + "few", + "fickle", + "filthy", + "fine", + "finished", + "firm", + "first", + "firsthand", + "fitting", + "fixed", + "flaky", + "flamboyant", + "flashy", + "flat", + "flawed", + "flawless", + "flickering", + "flimsy", + "flippant", + "flowery", + "fluffy", + "fluid", + "flustered", + "focused", + "fond", + "foolhardy", + "foolish", + "forceful", + "forked", + "formal", + "forsaken", + "forthright", + "fortunate", + "fragrant", + "frail", + "frank", + "frayed", + "free", + "French", + "fresh", + "frequent", + "friendly", + "frightened", + "frightening", + "frigid", + "frilly", + "frizzy", + "frivolous", + "front", + "frosty", + "frozen", + "frugal", + "fruitful", + "full", + "fumbling", + "functional", + "funny", + "fussy", + "fuzzy", + "gargantuan", + "gaseous", + "general", + "generous", + "gentle", + "genuine", + "giant", + "giddy", + "gigantic", + "gifted", + "giving", + "glamorous", + "glaring", + "glass", + "gleaming", + "gleeful", + "glistening", + "glittering", + "gloomy", + "glorious", + "glossy", + "glum", + "golden", + "good", + "good-natured", + "gorgeous", + "graceful", + "gracious", + "grand", + "grandiose", + "granular", + "grateful", + "grave", + "gray", + "great", + "greedy", + "green", + "gregarious", + "grim", + "grimy", + "gripping", + "grizzled", + "gross", + "grotesque", + "grouchy", + "grounded", + "growing", + "growling", + "grown", + "grubby", + "gruesome", + "grumpy", + "guilty", + "gullible", + "gummy", + "hairy", + "half", + "handmade", + "handsome", + "handy", + "happy", + "happy-go-lucky", + "hard", + "hard-to-find", + "harmful", + "harmless", + "harmonious", + "harsh", + "hasty", + "hateful", + "haunting", + "healthy", + "heartfelt", + "hearty", + "heavenly", + "heavy", + "hefty", + "helpful", + "helpless", + "hidden", + "hideous", + "high", + "high-level", + "hilarious", + "hoarse", + "hollow", + "homely", + "honest", + "honorable", + "honored", + "hopeful", + "horrible", + "hospitable", + "hot", + "huge", + "humble", + "humiliating", + "humming", + "humongous", + "hungry", + "hurtful", + "husky", + "icky", + "icy", + "ideal", + "idealistic", + "identical", + "idle", + "idiotic", + "idolized", + "ignorant", + "ill", + "illegal", + "ill-fated", + "ill-informed", + "illiterate", + "illustrious", + "imaginary", + "imaginative", + "immaculate", + "immaterial", + "immediate", + "immense", + "impassioned", + "impeccable", + "impartial", + "imperfect", + "imperturbable", + "impish", + "impolite", + "important", + "impossible", + "impractical", + "impressionable", + "impressive", + "improbable", + "impure", + "inborn", + "incomparable", + "incompatible", + "incomplete", + "inconsequential", + "incredible", + "indelible", + "inexperienced", + "indolent", + "infamous", + "infantile", + "infatuated", + "inferior", + "infinite", + "informal", + "innocent", + "insecure", + "insidious", + "insignificant", + "insistent", + "instructive", + "insubstantial", + "intelligent", + "intent", + "intentional", + "interesting", + "internal", + "international", + "intrepid", + "ironclad", + "irresponsible", + "irritating", + "itchy", + "jaded", + "jagged", + "jam-packed", + "jaunty", + "jealous", + "jittery", + "joint", + "jolly", + "jovial", + "joyful", + "joyous", + "jubilant", + "judicious", + "juicy", + "jumbo", + "junior", + "jumpy", + "juvenile", + "kaleidoscopic", + "keen", + "key", + "kind", + "kindhearted", + "kindly", + "klutzy", + "knobby", + "knotty", + "knowledgeable", + "knowing", + "known", + "kooky", + "kosher", + "lame", + "lanky", + "large", + "last", + "lasting", + "late", + "lavish", + "lawful", + "lazy", + "leading", + "lean", + "leafy", + "left", + "legal", + "legitimate", + "light", + "lighthearted", + "likable", + "likely", + "limited", + "limp", + "limping", + "linear", + "lined", + "liquid", + "little", + "live", + "lively", + "livid", + "loathsome", + "lone", + "lonely", + "long", + "long-term", + "loose", + "lopsided", + "lost", + "loud", + "lovable", + "lovely", + "loving", + "low", + "loyal", + "lucky", + "lumbering", + "luminous", + "lumpy", + "lustrous", + "luxurious", + "mad", + "made-up", + "magnificent", + "majestic", + "major", + "male", + "mammoth", + "married", + "marvelous", + "masculine", + "massive", + "mature", + "meager", + "mealy", + "mean", + "measly", + "meaty", + "medical", + "mediocre", + "medium", + "meek", + "mellow", + "melodic", + "memorable", + "menacing", + "merry", + "messy", + "metallic", + "mild", + "milky", + "mindless", + "miniature", + "minor", + "minty", + "miserable", + "miserly", + "misguided", + "misty", + "mixed", + "modern", + "modest", + "moist", + "monstrous", + "monthly", + "monumental", + "moral", + "mortified", + "motherly", + "motionless", + "mountainous", + "muddy", + "muffled", + "multicolored", + "mundane", + "murky", + "mushy", + "musty", + "muted", + "mysterious", + "naive", + "narrow", + "nasty", + "natural", + "naughty", + "nautical", + "near", + "neat", + "necessary", + "needy", + "negative", + "neglected", + "negligible", + "neighboring", + "nervous", + "new", + "next", + "nice", + "nifty", + "nimble", + "nippy", + "nocturnal", + "noisy", + "nonstop", + "normal", + "notable", + "noted", + "noteworthy", + "novel", + "noxious", + "numb", + "nutritious", + "nutty", + "obedient", + "obese", + "oblong", + "oily", + "oblong", + "obvious", + "occasional", + "odd", + "oddball", + "offbeat", + "offensive", + "official", + "old", + "old-fashioned", + "only", + "open", + "optimal", + "optimistic", + "opulent", + "orange", + "orderly", + "organic", + "ornate", + "ornery", + "ordinary", + "original", + "other", + "our", + "outlying", + "outgoing", + "outlandish", + "outrageous", + "outstanding", + "oval", + "overcooked", + "overdue", + "overjoyed", + "overlooked", + "palatable", + "pale", + "paltry", + "parallel", + "parched", + "partial", + "passionate", + "past", + "pastel", + "peaceful", + "peppery", + "perfect", + "perfumed", + "periodic", + "perky", + "personal", + "pertinent", + "pesky", + "pessimistic", + "petty", + "phony", + "physical", + "piercing", + "pink", + "pitiful", + "plain", + "plaintive", + "plastic", + "playful", + "pleasant", + "pleased", + "pleasing", + "plump", + "plush", + "polished", + "polite", + "political", + "pointed", + "pointless", + "poised", + "poor", + "popular", + "portly", + "posh", + "positive", + "possible", + "potable", + "powerful", + "powerless", + "practical", + "precious", + "present", + "prestigious", + "pretty", + "precious", + "previous", + "pricey", + "prickly", + "primary", + "prime", + "pristine", + "private", + "prize", + "probable", + "productive", + "profitable", + "profuse", + "proper", + "proud", + "prudent", + "punctual", + "pungent", + "puny", + "pure", + "purple", + "pushy", + "putrid", + "puzzled", + "puzzling", + "quaint", + "qualified", + "quarrelsome", + "quarterly", + "queasy", + "querulous", + "questionable", + "quick", + "quick-witted", + "quiet", + "quintessential", + "quirky", + "quixotic", + "quizzical", + "radiant", + "ragged", + "rapid", + "rare", + "rash", + "raw", + "recent", + "reckless", + "rectangular", + "ready", + "real", + "realistic", + "reasonable", + "red", + "reflecting", + "regal", + "regular", + "reliable", + "relieved", + "remarkable", + "remorseful", + "remote", + "repentant", + "required", + "respectful", + "responsible", + "repulsive", + "revolving", + "rewarding", + "rich", + "rigid", + "right", + "ringed", + "ripe", + "roasted", + "robust", + "rosy", + "rotating", + "rotten", + "rough", + "round", + "rowdy", + "royal", + "rubbery", + "rundown", + "ruddy", + "rude", + "runny", + "rural", + "rusty", + "sad", + "safe", + "salty", + "same", + "sandy", + "sane", + "sarcastic", + "sardonic", + "satisfied", + "scaly", + "scarce", + "scared", + "scary", + "scented", + "scholarly", + "scientific", + "scornful", + "scratchy", + "scrawny", + "second", + "secondary", + "second-hand", + "secret", + "self-assured", + "self-reliant", + "selfish", + "sentimental", + "separate", + "serene", + "serious", + "serpentine", + "several", + "severe", + "shabby", + "shadowy", + "shady", + "shallow", + "shameful", + "shameless", + "sharp", + "shimmering", + "shiny", + "shocked", + "shocking", + "shoddy", + "short", + "short-term", + "showy", + "shrill", + "shy", + "sick", + "silent", + "silky", + "silly", + "silver", + "similar", + "simple", + "simplistic", + "sinful", + "single", + "sizzling", + "skeletal", + "skinny", + "sleepy", + "slight", + "slim", + "slimy", + "slippery", + "slow", + "slushy", + "small", + "smart", + "smoggy", + "smooth", + "smug", + "snappy", + "snarling", + "sneaky", + "sniveling", + "snoopy", + "sociable", + "soft", + "soggy", + "solid", + "somber", + "some", + "spherical", + "sophisticated", + "sore", + "sorrowful", + "soulful", + "soupy", + "sour", + "Spanish", + "sparkling", + "sparse", + "specific", + "spectacular", + "speedy", + "spicy", + "spiffy", + "spirited", + "spiteful", + "splendid", + "spotless", + "spotted", + "spry", + "square", + "squeaky", + "squiggly", + "stable", + "staid", + "stained", + "stale", + "standard", + "starchy", + "stark", + "starry", + "steep", + "sticky", + "stiff", + "stimulating", + "stingy", + "stormy", + "straight", + "strange", + "steel", + "strict", + "strident", + "striking", + "striped", + "strong", + "studious", + "stunning", + "stupendous", + "stupid", + "sturdy", + "stylish", + "subdued", + "submissive", + "substantial", + "subtle", + "suburban", + "sudden", + "sugary", + "sunny", + "super", + "superb", + "superficial", + "superior", + "supportive", + "sure-footed", + "surprised", + "suspicious", + "svelte", + "sweaty", + "sweet", + "sweltering", + "swift", + "sympathetic", + "tall", + "talkative", + "tame", + "tan", + "tangible", + "tart", + "tasty", + "tattered", + "taut", + "tedious", + "teeming", + "tempting", + "tender", + "tense", + "tepid", + "terrible", + "terrific", + "testy", + "thankful", + "that", + "these", + "thick", + "thin", + "third", + "thirsty", + "this", + "thorough", + "thorny", + "those", + "thoughtful", + "threadbare", + "thrifty", + "thunderous", + "tidy", + "tight", + "timely", + "tinted", + "tiny", + "tired", + "torn", + "total", + "tough", + "traumatic", + "treasured", + "tremendous", + "tragic", + "trained", + "tremendous", + "triangular", + "tricky", + "trifling", + "trim", + "trivial", + "troubled", + "true", + "trusting", + "trustworthy", + "trusty", + "truthful", + "tubby", + "turbulent", + "twin", + "ugly", + "ultimate", + "unacceptable", + "unaware", + "uncomfortable", + "uncommon", + "unconscious", + "understated", + "unequaled", + "uneven", + "unfinished", + "unfit", + "unfolded", + "unfortunate", + "unhappy", + "unhealthy", + "uniform", + "unimportant", + "unique", + "united", + "unkempt", + "unknown", + "unlawful", + "unlined", + "unlucky", + "unnatural", + "unpleasant", + "unrealistic", + "unripe", + "unruly", + "unselfish", + "unsightly", + "unsteady", + "unsung", + "untidy", + "untimely", + "untried", + "untrue", + "unused", + "unusual", + "unwelcome", + "unwieldy", + "unwilling", + "unwitting", + "unwritten", + "upbeat", + "upright", + "upset", + "urban", + "usable", + "used", + "useful", + "useless", + "utilized", + "utter", + "vacant", + "vague", + "vain", + "valid", + "valuable", + "vapid", + "variable", + "vast", + "velvety", + "venerated", + "vengeful", + "verifiable", + "vibrant", + "vicious", + "victorious", + "vigilant", + "vigorous", + "villainous", + "violet", + "violent", + "virtual", + "virtuous", + "visible", + "vital", + "vivacious", + "vivid", + "voluminous", + "wan", + "warlike", + "warm", + "warmhearted", + "warped", + "wary", + "wasteful", + "watchful", + "waterlogged", + "watery", + "wavy", + "wealthy", + "weak", + "weary", + "webbed", + "wee", + "weekly", + "weepy", + "weighty", + "weird", + "welcome", + "well-documented", + "well-groomed", + "well-informed", + "well-lit", + "well-made", + "well-off", + "well-to-do", + "well-worn", + "wet", + "which", + "whimsical", + "whirlwind", + "whispered", + "white", + "whole", + "whopping", + "wicked", + "wide", + "wide-eyed", + "wiggly", + "wild", + "willing", + "wilted", + "winding", + "windy", + "winged", + "wiry", + "wise", + "witty", + "wobbly", + "woeful", + "wonderful", + "wooden", + "woozy", + "wordy", + "worldly", + "worn", + "worried", + "worrisome", + "worse", + "worst", + "worthless", + "worthwhile", + "worthy", + "wrathful", + "wretched", + "writhing", + "wrong", + "wry", + "yawning", + "yearly", + "yellow", + "yellowish", + "young", + "youthful", + "yummy", + "zany", + "zealous", + "zesty", + } + + return w +} + +func (w *wordList) RandomAdjective() string { + rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano()) + n := rand.Int() % len(w.Adjectives) + return w.Adjectives[n] +}