M main.go → main.go

@@ -100,7 +100,6 @@ 
 // templatesCombobulator takes a template & lays it on top
 // of the layout template, then passes it back to the user
 // this thing also sprinkles on some x-tra necessary funcs
-
 func templateCombobulator(requestedPath string) (template.Template, error) {
 	layoutPath := filepath.Join("templates", "layout.html")
 
@@ -280,7 +279,6 @@ }
 
 func randomJesPhrase() string {
 	wordList := []string{
-		"existential optimist",
 		"shit hell",
 		"loves shell",
 		"is manic",
@@ -290,19 +288,22 @@ "logs off",
 		"closes the world",
 		"jes jes jes jes jes",
 		"is a mess",
-		"stands awkwardly",
+		"stands like a rabbit",
 		"walks to waterfall",
 		"eats rice pudding",
-		"olson",
+		"devours noodles",
+		"walks 1 mile",
 		"plays dota2",
+		"blinks slowly",
 		"inspires ideas",
 		"hates jump king",
 		"<3",
 		"pets every cat",
 		"is a 0.5 on the binary",
-		"winks at your miata",
+		"winks",
 		"has social anxiety",
 		"tilts under pressure",
+		"simply passes away",
 		"den",
 		"is a skeletor",
 		"listens thoughtfully",

M templates/layout.html → templates/layout.html

@@ -8,16 +8,16 @@ from{
       transform: rotate(0deg);
     }
     to {
-      transform: rotate({{ randomrotationdegrees }}deg);
+      transform: rotate(9000deg);
     }
   }
 
   #header img {
     animation: lol;
-    animation-duration: 1s;
+    animation-duration: 500s;
     animation-timing-function: ease;
     animation-fill-mode: forwards;
-    animation-delay: 5s;
+    animation-delay: 1s;
   }
   </style>
   <link rel="stylesheet" href="/static/style.css" type="text/css">

M templates/reviews.html → templates/reviews.html

@@ -15,8 +15,8 @@ 6: it's average / okay
     7: decent! i will mention it, might even recommend it
     8: liked it! recommended!
     9: extremely good. recommended! occupies my thoughts
-    10: a bonafide masterpiece. my highest recommendation
-    11: OMG THESE THINGS GO TO 11??
+    10: a bonafide masterpiece, my highest recommendation
+    11: mua mua kiss kiss kiss
     </pre>
 </details>
 <h4>2023</h4>