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<p>existentialcrisis.sh is a powerful API toolkit that you may use if you'd like to have an existential crisis.</p>
<p>The below tools should all be very helpful in triggering an existential crisis. They are used inadvertently by the author every day.</p>
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<h2>receive a quote that may induce existential dread</h2>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/quote">/api/v1/crisis/quote</a></pre>
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<h2>estimate the percentage of life you have lived</h2>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/percentage?age=28">/api/v1/crisis/percentage?age=X</a>
X = your age (1-100)</pre>
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<h2>estimate the number of saturdays remaining</h2>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/saturday?age=28">/api/v1/crisis/saturday?age=X</a>
X = your age (1-100)</pre>
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<h2>estimate the number of people who will remember you in a given number of years</h2>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/remember?age=28&years=100">/api/v1/crisis/remember?age=X&years=Y</a>
X = your age (1-100)
Y = number of years from now (1-1000)</pre>
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<sub>❤ made with love and sadness by j3s</sub>
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