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<p>existentialcrisis.sh is a powerful API toolkit that you may use if you'd like to have an existential crisis.</p>
<p>it's very simple to use - we offer a variety of methods for inducing dread.</p>
<p>see our <a href="/api.html">api docs</a>.</p>
<p>ugh</p>
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