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<p>The below tools should all be very helpful in triggering an existential crisis. They are used inadvertently by the author every day.</p>
<h4>receive an existential quote that may trigger a crisis</h4>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/quote">/api/v1/crisis/quote</a></pre>

<h4>estimate the amount of time you have left alive on average, based on your age</h4>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/life?age=28">/api/v1/crisis/life?age=N</a>
N = your age (1-100)</pre>

<h4>estimate the number of people who will remember you in a given number of years</h4>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/remember?years=100">/api/v1/crisis/remember?years=N</a>
N = number of years</pre>

<h4>estimate how valuable your legacy will be</h4>
<pre>GET <a href="/api/v1/crisis/legacy">/api/v1/crisis/legacy</a></pre>
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